Jason Byrde

Jason has been working with us for years, and has proven himself useful as an employee. After constantly fixing everyone else's problems and being tasked with nigh-impossible projects, he somehow hasn't moved to a higher paying competitor.

Proficient in more than 20 programs, and sufficient in hundreds out of pure necessity, Jason is the image of a capable worker.

Logan Neville

Logan has been bounced around from project to project for months, which means he has varied experience! He's great at starting things, and we assume he'd be fantastic at finishing them.

Skilled in ideas and planning, there's no project too ambitious for Logan to begin on!

Dave Dwyer

Dave does something here... probably. We think he was hired by the previous manager because he was already coming in every day when we all got here. We're mostly confident we employ him.

Ted from accounting has a hunch that he might be the sysadmin. There's no way to know for sure, nobody wants to ask him. He just gives off kind of a weird vibe, you know?

Angela Whitman

Angela is a pure team player. Able to agree with literally anyone, she's quickly been climbing the corporate ladder. She's just so likable and somehow she shares all our opinions!

With her outlook on things, Angela is great as a #2. A great businesswoman, she's good with sales pitches too.